Mercutio
SARAH: Mercutio says that Romeo is now so in love with Rosaline, that he’ll imitate the famous poet Petrarch.
RALPH: As he puts it, ““Now is he for the numbers that Petrarch flowed in.”
SARAH: Petrarch who spent much of his life composing love sonnets to a beautiful woman named Laura…
RALPH: And apparently Romeo would consider Laura a kitchen-worker compared to his Rosaline.
SARAH: Laura to his lady was but a kitchen-wench.
RALPH: Mercutio now rattles off a list of famous beauties from classical literature who, in Romeo’s eyes, would pale in comparison to Rosaline.
SARAH: Dido a dowdy; Cleopatra a gypsy; Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe a grey eye or so; but not to the purpose.
RALPH: Dido is a character from the Roman poet Virgil’s epic Aeneid. She’s the queen of Carthage in north Africa who falls in love with the Trojan warrior Aeneas.
SARAH: When Aeneas sails away, abandoning her, she kills herself from despair.
RALPH: Cleopatra was the last Pharaoh of Egypt who seduced Julius Caesar, and after he died, she then seduced Mark Anthony, a Roman general.
SARAH: After their army is defeated by Augustus, she commits suicide by letting herself be bitten by a poisonous snake.
RALPH: Helen of Troy was the beautiful Greek queen whose kidnapping set off the Trojan war, as told in Homer’s Iliad.
SARAH: Hero, according to Greek myth, was a priestess of Aphrodite, the goddess of love.
RALPH: Her lover, Leander, swam across a channel every night to be with her, until one evening he drowned in a storm. Distraught, Hero threw herself from her tower.
SARAH: Thisbe is a character from a poem by the Roman poet Ovid. Thisbe and Pyramus are in love, but prohibited from seeing each other by their parent’s rivalry.
RALPH: Hmm. That sounds familiar.
SARAH: Pyramus commits suicide, thinking that Thisbe is dead, but she isn’t.
RALPH: When Thisbe realizes he’s dead, she kills herself with his sword.
SARAH: As an aside, Mercutio jokes that he personally thinks Thisbe had beautiful eyes, but that’s besides the point.
RALPH: Shakespeare’s audience would have seen the significance in the comparison to Thisbe, since the Thisbe/Pyramus legend was the source for the Romeo and Juliet story.
SARAH: But more generally, all these examples are tragic love stories where love ends in death - Shakespeare’s hinting at his own plot, and he’s also telling us that these teenagers are following a tradition of a certain kind of romantic love.