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"thou hadst been Poor John"
Innuendo
Act 1,
Scene 1
Lines 27-31

Example of a sexual innuendo in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 1

Sampson

Me they shall feel while I am able to stand; and
'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.

Gregory

'Tis well thou art not fish. If thou hadst, thou
hadst been Poor John — Draw thy tool! Here comes
two of the house of the Montagues.

After Sampson boasts that he’s “a pretty piece of flesh” (a fine specimen of a man), Gregory plays on the proverbial expression “neither flesh nor fish,” which means neither one thing or the other. He says that it’s a good thing Sampson is a piece of flesh and not a fish because if he were, he’d be a Poor John — a dried, shriveled-up fish sold in the fish markets, hardly something that would “stand” well.