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Caesar

[To the Soothsayer] The 15th of March has come.

Soothsayer

Yes, Caesar, but it is not over.

Artemidorus

Greetings, Caesar! Read this schedule.

Decius Brutus

Trebonius would like you to read over his humble request, at your leisure.

Artemidorus

Oh, Caesar, read mine first, for mine is a request that's more relevant to you. Read it, great Caesar!

Brutus

[To Lucius] Hey, Lucius, hello! [Aside to himself] I can't tell by the position of the stars how close it is to dawn. Lucius, I say! I wish my vice was sleeping too well. When are you getting here, Lucius? [To Lucius] Wake up, I say! Hey, Lucius!

[Enter Lucius]

Lucius

Did you call, my lord?

Brutus

Get me a candle for my office, Lucius. When it's lit, come and call me.

Flavius

Get out of here! Go home, you lazy peasants, go home. Is this a holiday I’m not aware of? What, don’t you know that as laborers you’re not allowed to walk around town on a work day without the tools of your trade? You there, tell me, what’s your trade?

Carpenter

Why, sir, I’m a carpenter.

Marullus

So where’s your leather apron and your ruler?  Why are you wearing your best clothes? You, sir, what’s your trade?

Doctor

I’ve stayed up observing her with you for two nights, but I still haven’t seen anything to make me believe your report. When was the last time she was sleepwalking?

Gentlewoman

Ever since the king went off to battle, I’ve seen her get up, throw on her nightgown, unlock her cabinet, pull out some paper, fold it, write on it, read it, seal it closed, and then go back to bed. And all this while fast asleep!

First Witch

Three times the striped cat has meowed.

Second Witch

Three times and once more the porcupine has whined.

Third Witch

Harpier, my familiar, cries out, “It’s time, it’s time”.

First Witch

Around the cauldron we go, and throw in poisoned entrails. A toad, captured while sleeping, that sweat venom under a cold stone for thirty-one days. It’s first to be boiled in the magic pot.

Banquo

Now you have it all, Macbeth. You’re king, Lord of Cawdor, and Lord of Glamis. Everything the witches promised, yet I’m afraid you might have engaged in foul play for it. But they said your children would not be kings, and that instead I would be the father to many kings. If they really spoke the truth –  as it seems clear they did from your case, Macbeth –  perhaps what they said about me will come true as well. But hush, I better be quiet!

First Witch

When shall the three of us meet again? Will there be thunder, lightning, or rain?

Second Witch

We’ll meet when the fighting is over, when the battle’s been lost by one side, and won by the other.

Third Witch

That’ll be before sunset.

First Witch

Where will we meet?

Second Witch

In the open field.

Third Witch

Where we’ll meet Macbeth.

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