Taming of the Shrew

Katherina  

Now, if you love me, stay.

Petruchio

Grumio, my horse.

Grumio (Petruchio’s servant)

Ay, sir, they be ready. The oats have eaten the horses.

Katherina

Nay, then, do what thou canst, I will not go today,
No, nor tomorrow, not till I please myself.
The door is open, sir, there lies your way;
You may be jogging whiles your boots are green.    
For me, I'll not be gone till I please myself.
'Tis like you'll prove a jolly, surly groom,    
That take it on you at the first so roundly.    

Gremio

But after many ceremonies done,
He calls for wine. 'A health!' quoth he as if    
He had been aboard carousing to his mates    
After a storm, quaffed off the muscadel    
And threw the sops all in the sexton's face,    
Having no other reason
But that his beard grew thin and hungerly,    
And seemed to ask him sops as he was drinking.    

Petruchio

Not I, believe me, thus I'll visit her.    

Baptista

But thus, I trust, you will not marry her.

Petruchio

Good sooth, even thus. Therefore ha' done with words;    
To me she's married, not unto my clothes.
Could I repair what she will wear in me,        
As I can change these poor accoutrements,
'Twere well for Kate and better for myself.        
But what a fool am I to chat with you,
When I should bid good morrow to my bride,    
And seal the title with a lovely kiss!

Katherina

Now must the world point at poor Katherine
And say, 'Lo, there is mad Petruchio's wife,
If it would please him come and marry her.’    

Tranio-as-Lucentio

Patience, good Katherine, and Baptista too.
Upon my life, Petruchio means but well,
Whatever fortune stays him from his word.    
Though he be blunt, I know him passing wise;    
Though he be merry, yet withal he's honest.    

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