[In front of Baptista’s house. Enter Tranio (as Lucentio), and the Merchant (disguised as Lucentio's father Vincentio). Tranio (as Lucentio) won Baptista’s conset to marry Bianca by promising to set up a huge dower for Bianca. To seal the deal, Tranio needs Vincentio, Lucentio’s father, to guarantee the dower, so he’s tricked the Merchant into playing that role.]
Tranio (as Lucentio)
Sir, this is the house. Please it you that I call?
Merchant
Ay, what else? And but I be deceived,
Signor Baptista may remember me
Near twenty years ago in Genoa,
Where we were lodgers at the Pegasus.
Tranio
'Tis well; and hold your own in any case
With such austerity as 'longeth to a father.
[Enter Biondello]
Merchant
I warrant you. But, sir, here comes your boy.
'Twere good he were schooled.
Tranio
Fear you not him.
[To Biondello] Sirrah Biondello,
Now do your duty throughly, I advise you.
Imagine 'twere the right Vincentio.
Biondello
Tut, fear not me.
Tranio
But hast thou done thy errand to Baptista?
Biondello
I told him that your father was at Venice,
And that you look'd for him this day in Padua.
Tranio
Thou'rt a tall fellow. Hold thee that to drink.
[He gives Biondello money]
[To the Merchant] Here comes Baptista. Set your countenance, sir.
[Enter Baptista and Lucentio (as Cambio, a Latin teacher)]
Signior Baptista, you are happily met.
[To the Merchant, as Vincentio] Sir, this is the gentleman I told you of.
I pray you stand good father to me now,
Give me Bianca for my patrimony.
Merchant (as Vincentio)
Soft son!
[To Baptista] Sir, by your leave, having come to Padua
To gather in some debts, my son Lucentio
Made me acquainted with a weighty cause
Of love between your daughter and himself;
And, for the good report I hear of you
And for the love he beareth to your daughter
And she to him, to stay him not too long,
I am content, in a good father's care,
To have him matched. And if you please to like
No worse than I upon some agreement,
Me shall you find ready and willing
With one consent to have her so bestowed;
For curious I cannot be with you,
Signor Baptista, of whom I hear so well.
Baptista
Sir, pardon me in what I have to say;
Your plainness and your shortness please me well.
Right true it is, your son Lucentio here
Doth love my daughter, and she loveth him,
Or both dissemble deeply their affections;
And therefore, if you say no more than this,
That like a father you will deal with him
And pass my daughter a sufficient dower,
The match is made and all is done,
Your son shall have my daughter with consent.
Tranio (as Lucentio)
I thank you, sir. Where then do you know best
We be affied and such assurance ta'en
As shall with either part's agreement stand?
Baptista
Not in my house, Lucentio, for, you know,
Pitchers have ears, and I have many servants.
Besides, old Gremio is hearkening still,
And happily we might be interrupted.
Tranio
Then at my lodging, an it like you.
There doth my father lie; and there, this night,
We'll pass the business privately and well.
Send for your daughter by your servant here;
My boy shall fetch the scrivener presently.
The worst is this, that at so slender warning,
You are like to have a thin and slender pittance.
Baptista
It likes me well.
[To Lucentio as Cambio] Cambio, hie you home,
And bid Bianca make her ready straight;
And, if you will, tell what hath happened —
Lucentio's father is arrived in Padua
And how she's like to be Lucentio's wife.
Biondello (Lucentio’s servant)
I pray the gods she may with all my heart!
Tranio (as Lucentio)
[To Biondello] Dally not with the gods, but get thee gone.
[Exit Lucentio. Tranio signals to Biondello to wait here until Lucentio returns. He wants
Biondello to fill Lucentio in on his plan.]
Signor Baptista, shall I lead the way?
Welcome; one mess is like to be your cheer.
Come, sir, we will better it in Pisa.
Baptista
I follow you.
[Exeunt all except Biondello. Biondello knows that his master, Lucentio, and his fellow servant, Tranio, have assumed false identities, but he was told a false story about Lucentio murdering someone. Lucentio re-enters. Although they are alone, Biondello still calls Lucentio "Cambio," and refers to Tranio as “my master.”]
Biondello
Cambio!
Lucentio
What say’st thou, Biondello?
Biondello
You saw my master wink and laugh upon you?
Lucentio
Biondello, what of that?
Biondello
Faith, nothing; but h’as left me here behind to
expound the meaning, or moral, of his signs and tokens.
Lucentio
I pray thee, moralize them.
Biondello
Then thus — Baptista is safe, talking with the
deceiving father of a deceitful son.
Lucentio
And what of him?
Biondello
His daughter is to be brought by you to the supper.
Lucentio
And then?
Biondello
The old priest of Saint Luke's church is at your
command at all hours.
Lucentio
And what of all this?
Biondello
I cannot tell, except they are busied about a
counterfeit assurance. Take you assurance of her, cum
privilegio ad imprimendum solem. To the church take the
priest, clerk, and some sufficient honest witnesses. If
this be not that you look for, I have no more to say, but
bid Bianca farewell for ever and a day. [Starts to leave]
Lucentio
Hear’st thou, Biondello —
Biondello
I cannot tarry. I knew a wench married in an
afternoon as she went to the garden for parsley to stuff
a rabbit; and so may you, sir; and so, adieu, sir. My
master hath appointed me to go to Saint Luke's, to bid
the priest be ready to come against you come with your
appendix.
[Exit]
Lucentio
I may, and will, if she be so contented.
She will be pleased; then wherefore should I doubt?
Hap what hap may, I'll roundly go about her;
It shall go hard if Cambio go without her.
[Exit]
