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Porter

Here’s a lot of knocking. If a man were porter of the gate to Hell, he’d have a lot of key-turning to do.

[Knocking inside]

Knock, knock, knock! Who is it, in the devil’s name? Oh, here’s a farmer who hoarded goods, and then hanged himself when the market fell. Come right in. Make sure you have enough handkerchiefs, you’re going to get sweaty in here.

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