RALPH: Thanks so much for joining us, again. I know there's a lot going on in Rome right now. I just have a few quick questions. 

PLEBEIAN 5: Hey why are you always asking the questions? 

PLEBEIAN 4: Yeah, who are you? 

PLEBEIAN 6: Yeah, you haven't told us your name. 

PLEBEIAN 1: Where you live anyway? 

PLEBEIAN 3: Are you married or single? 

PLEBEIAN 2: Yeah, we want answers. 

PLEBEIAN 6: Yeah, tell us the truth. 

RALPH: I see what's going on. Look, this isn't about me. Just hear me out. I know you're pretty upset right now. Caesar has been killed, and Anthony's speech has left you guys all very upset with the conspirators. 

PLEBEIAN 3: How could they have done such a thing? 

PLEBEIAN 6: Someone's got to pay for this. We don't care if it's Brutus himself. 

PLEBEIAN 4: Let's make him pay. 

PLEBEIAN 2: Did you hear about what he left us in his will? 

PLEBEIAN 5: Let's get out of here, huh? 

PLEBEIAN 2: Yeah, come on. Don't just sit around. 

RALPH: Please, please sit down, please. Let me just ask you about something that happens next. You're out in the streets when you run into someone who's just out there walking around by himself. 

PLEBEIAN 6: Who is he? 

PLEBEIAN 4: Yeah, what's his name? 

PLEBEIAN 1: Where does he live? 

PLEBEIAN 3: Is he married or single? 

PLEBEIAN 2: Yeah, we want answers. 

PLEBEIAN 6: Yeah, no messing around. 

RALPH: Let's see. Then he says, then to answer every man directly and briefly, wisely, and truly, wisely I say I'm a bachelor. I get it. That's funny. See? Wisely I'm a bachelor. It kind of suggests you'd have to be a fool to get married. 

PLEBEIAN 2: Hilarious. 

PLEBEIAN 4: So he's some kind of wise guy. 

PLEBEIAN 6: Yeah, is this some kind of joke? 

PLEBEIAN 1: And he thinks we're married, we're fools? 

PLEBEIAN 6: Yeah, no messing around. 

RALPH: Okay, I guess you're all in a pretty sour mood right now. 

PLEBEIAN 2: Of course we're in a sour mood. 

PLEBEIAN 5: Caesar's been killed. Obviously, we all love Caesar. Someone's gotta pay. 

RALPH: Okay, okay, calm down, please. We're almost done. He sees that you mean business, and he agrees to answer your questions. 

PLEBEIAN 5: Okay, where is he going? 

RALPH: He says he's going to Caesar's funeral. 

PLEBEIAN 6: As a friend or an enemy? 

RALPH: A friend he says. 

PLEBEIAN 3: Where does he live? 

RALPH: Near the capitol. Does that matter? 

PLEBEIAN 4: What's his name? 

RALPH: Let's see. Oh, right, yeah his name is Cinna. 

PLEBEIANS: What? Cinna? 

PLEBEIAN 5: Is that the name of one of the conspirators, right? 

PLEBEIAN 2: We should kill him. We should just kill Cinna. 

PLEBEIANS: Kill Cinna! 

RALPH: Hold on, hold on, hold on. I think there's a misunderstanding here. I can clear this up. His name is Cinna, but he's Cinna the poet, not the Cinna that helped to kill Caesar. 

PLEBEIAN 2: Kill him for his bad poetry then. 

PLEBEIAN 3: Yeah. 

RALPH: But he's a totally different Cinna. I mean, he had nothing to do with the death of Caesar. 

PLEBEIAN 3: Kill him because his name is Cinna then. 

PLEBEIANS: Yeah, that's right. Kill Cinna. 

RALPH: Because his name is Cinna? Are you serious? 

PLEBEIANS: Tear him. Tear him. Tear him. Tear him. Tear him. Tear him. Tear him. Tear him. 

RALPH: OK, he's dead. 

PLEBEIANS: Good. Nice. Good job, guys. 

PLEBEIAN 5: Why don't we take out the rest of the conspirators, too? Brutus. Let's go. 

RALPH: Well, that was a little disturbing.