A poet named Cinna is confronted by a group of conspirators asking questions. He attempts to answer them wittily, but they become angry and decide to kill him because he has the same name as one of the conspirators, although he protests that he is not the same man.
Cinna the Poet
I dreamed last night that I was feasting with Caesar, and my dream was full of unlucky omens. I don't want to leave home, but something's drawing me out.
First Plebeian
What is your name?
Second Plebeian
Where are you going?
Third Plebeian
Where do you live?
Fourth Plebeian
Are you a married man or a bachelor?
Second Plebeian
Answer every man directly.
First Plebeian
Yes, and briefly.
Fourth Plebeian
And wisely.
Third Plebeian
And you had better do it truthfully.
Cinna the Poet
What is my name? Where am I going? Where do I live? Am I a married man or a bachelor? Well in order to answer every man directly and briefly, wisely and truthfully: wisely, I say, I'm a bachelor.
Second Plebeian
You're saying that those who are married are fools! You'll get a hit for that insult. Go on, now answer directly.
Cinna the Poet
Directly, I am going to Caesar's funeral.
First Plebeian
As a friend, or an enemy?
Cinna the Poet
As a friend.
Second Plebeian
That subject is answered directly.
Fourth Plebeian
Briefly, say where you live.
Cinna the Poet
Briefly, I live by the Capitol.
Third Plebeian
And your name, sir, truthfully?
Cinna the Poet
Truthfully, my name is Cinna.
First Plebeian
Tear him to pieces, he's a conspirator!
Cinna the Poet
I am Cinna the poet! I am Cinna the poet!
Fourth Plebeian
Tear him to pieces for his bad poetry, tear him to pieces for his bad poetry!
Cinna the Poet
I am not Cinna the conspirator.
Fourth Plebeian
It doesn't matter, your name is Cinna! Just tear his name out of his heart and turn him loose then.
Third Plebeian
Get him, tear him to pieces! Come, get fire! Grab some burning wood! To Brutus' house, to Cassius' house! Burn everything! Some of you go to Decius' house, and some of you go to Casca's. Some of you go to Ligarius' house! Away, go!