Act 4, Scene 2

[Enter Hamlet.]

Hamlet   

Safely stowed. 

Gentlemen   

[Offstage] Hamlet, Lord Hamlet!

Hamlet

What noise? Who calls on Hamlet? Oh, here they come.
[Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.]

Rosencrantz

What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?

Hamlet

Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.

Rosencrantz

Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence
And bear it to the chapel.

Hamlet   

Do not believe it.

Rosencrantz   

Believe what?

Hamlet

That I can keep your counsel and not mine own.
Besides, to be demanded of a sponge, what replication
should be made by the son of a king?

Rosencrantz

Take you me for a sponge, my lord? 

Hamlet

Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his
rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the king best
service in the end. He keeps them like an apple in
the corner of his jaw — first mouthed, to be last swallowed.
When he needs what you have gleaned, it is but squeezing
you; and, sponge, you shall be dry again.

Rosencrantz   

I understand you not, my lord.     

Hamlet

I am glad of it. A knavish speech sleeps in a 
foolish ear.

Rosencrantz

My lord, you must tell us where the body is
and go with us to the king.

Hamlet

The body is with the king, but the king is not with
the body. The king is a thing ...

Guildenstern   

A thing, my lord?

Hamlet

Of nothing. Bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after!
[Exit.]