[Enter Hamlet.]
Hamlet
Gentlemen
[Offstage] Hamlet, Lord Hamlet!
Hamlet
What noise? Who calls on Hamlet? Oh, here they come.
[Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.]
Rosencrantz
What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?
Hamlet
Compounded it with dust, whereto 'tis kin.
Rosencrantz
Tell us where 'tis, that we may take it thence
And bear it to the chapel.
Hamlet
Rosencrantz
Hamlet
That I can keep your counsel and not mine own.
Besides, to be demanded of a sponge, what replication
should be made by the son of a king?
Rosencrantz
Take you me for a sponge, my lord?
Hamlet
Ay, sir, that soaks up the king's countenance, his
rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the king best
service in the end. He keeps them like an apple in
the corner of his jaw — first mouthed, to be last swallowed.
When he needs what you have gleaned, it is but squeezing
you; and, sponge, you shall be dry again.
Rosencrantz
I understand you not, my lord.
Hamlet
I am glad of it. A knavish speech sleeps in a
Rosencrantz
My lord, you must tell us where the body is
and go with us to the king.
Hamlet
The body is with the king, but the king is not with
the body. The king is a thing ...
Guildenstern
Hamlet
Of nothing. Bring me to him. Hide fox, and all after!
[Exit.]
